aka "Buy a Half Pint and Stay in the Wagon Yard" or "I Wish I Had Stayed in the Wagon Yard". Old-time American song first recorded in 1928 that likely is an updated, Americanized version of the 19th century English folk song The Farmer's Toast / God Speed the Plough which is about a jolly farmer and drinking a pint. Uncertain who modernized the song (e.g., references to cars). [Verse One] I am a jolly farmer, last night I came to town. To bring a bale of cotton, I'd worked the whole year round. I put my team in the wagon yard and bought me a bottle of gin. I went out to see the 'lectric lights and watch the cars come in.